Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Golf Tips With Spidey!

It’s a little known fact that—as opposed to a standard mulligan—yelling “One More Day!” after a bad shot not only undoes the error in question, but erases it from the space-time continuum ensuring it never existed.

This trick works with both disc golf, and “regular” golf.

Go ahead! Try it! Mephisto will even appear in a puff of fiery brimstone to serve as your caddy.

The only downside is he works for: a) your eternal soul, or; b) 25 IQ points, which is what anyone lost immediately after reading “One More Day” - couldn't you hear those poor little neurons screaming as they died?

"Carry your bag, sir? Heh-heh-heh..."


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