Where the hell are the kid’s folks? Oh, yeah. I forgot. They’re gay.
So...I guess that means they’re not real parents, and must be hidden from the media, right? I mean, Karl Rove and James Dobson would agree. Don’t want to offend that “traditional values” conservative base by a little tyke with gay caregivers, especially not on the cusp of an election year.
Smooth. Definitely smooth.