Sunday, December 21, 2008

Circle Jerk

Why am I not surprised by the news that following the departure of Alan Colmes from “Hannity & Colmes” that Fox shall not replace him with another liberal counterpart to Sean Hannity, and simply rechristen the show “Hannity” – which means that Sean is going to remind his viewers every evening (as he does each Sunday on his laughable “Hannity’s America” show) the true meaning of the word “masturbatory.”

And in case you were wondering, here it is:

Pronunciation: \ˈmas-tər-bə-ˌtȯr-ē\
Function: adjective
Date: 1864

1 : excessively self-absorbed or self-indulgent masturbatory books…about themselves for people to read…with envy (see also: Dick Morris, prostitute toe-suckers, political whores, et al.)

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