Seals Win

After a local judge ordered the La Jolla harbor seals at the “Children’s Pool” be removed two days ago, California’s Governor Arnold has issued a reprieve designating the cove as a marine mammal park, permitting the animals to remain under state law.

So to all those uptight losers who’ve been gnashing their overpriced dental work over these insidious critters I can only say: “You lose. Now go fuck yourself.”