Thursday, September 18, 2008

Bottom of The Barrel

No matter who wins the presidential election this fall, I believe I can safely say that no other will ever match 2008 in terms of mouth-breathing insanity from the right.

I’m not even talking about Sarah Palin’s moronic claim (and people like Cindy McCain backing it up) that Alaska’s proximity to Siberia gives her foreign policy cred.

Even better, WorldNutDaily columnists Eric Rush and noted, right-wing transsexual Ann Coulter today tear their proverbial hair out over an admittedly lame quote by Congressman Steve Cohen (D-TN) claiming that Jesus Christ—like Obama—was a community organizer – prompting Rush and Coulter to mutually flake out, and compare Obama to (wait for it) Adolf Hitler and Satan.


Even if I tried—I mean, really, really tried--I don’t think I could ever be that stupid.

In fact, if nothing else, Rush and Coulter are living proof that someone truly needs to get to work on a time machine, then go back to the 17th century, and mow down the Puritans like grass.

Well, either that, or send them all to Detroit. That place needs some churchin' up, big time.

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