Irony...Now Tastier Than Ever

Rep. Bob Allen cites fear of black men, weather in oral sex arrest

Rep. Bob Allen, a Republican in the Florida House of Representatives, blamed the weather and his fear of black men for offering $20 to perform oral sex on a man in a public park. The man turned out to be an undercover police officer, who promptly arrested Allen.

The Florida Times Union reports: "In his seven years in the Legislature Rep. Bob Allen of Merritt Island has built up a 92 percent approval rating with the Christian Coalition of Florida on issues like abortion, marriage and pornography."

How long do you think it’ll take this guy’s Bible-thumping, Jack Chick-comic reading constituents to write off this incident as a liberal conspiracy cooked up by Daily Kos or Al Franken or Satan?

Yeah, just keep sipping that delirium punch…

Thanks to Brad for the tip-off.

Hey, Bob. The truth will set you free.