Pro-Americans

A popular myth peddled by the far-right is that if every American man, woman, and child packed heat that the nation would be a blissful, crime-free utopia.

In this same vein, never let it be said that fear, guns, and quick cash aren’t powerful ways to soothe one’s anxieties following a triple-murder.

Also, it’s interesting that if you Google the manufacturers of this fine product that the header includes the following images (click on them to embiggen) of classic, arch-conservative ideals: well-scrubbed white folks, a shotgun, a pretty homestead in a gated community, and a flag.

Yup, nothing sez “God Bless America” and “Keep The Darkies Under The Bridge” more than that.