Tomorrow night, I’ll be anxiously flipping between the VP debate and Game 2 of the Cubs-Dodgers NLDS.
And frankly, I’m torn.
While almost nothing can rattle my lifelong fandom for the Cubs, my interest in watching Sarah Palin walk a tightrope between hot lava and piranhas is just as compelling.
Dang it, which side do I hope she falls into? I can’t decide.
I mean, on one hand, a rhetorical death by hot lava is a classic – nice and clean, with a sweet hickory aftertaste. Yet for sheer drama, it’s hard to wrong with piranhas too.
Oh, well. I’m sure everything will sort itself out.