Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Double Vision

Tomorrow night, I’ll be anxiously flipping between the VP debate and Game 2 of the Cubs-Dodgers NLDS.

And frankly, I’m torn.

While almost nothing can rattle my lifelong fandom for the Cubs, my interest in watching Sarah Palin walk a tightrope between hot lava and piranhas is just as compelling.

Dang it, which side do I hope she falls into? I can’t decide.

I mean, on one hand, a rhetorical death by hot lava is a classic – nice and clean, with a sweet hickory aftertaste. Yet for sheer drama, it’s hard to wrong with piranhas too.

Oh, well. I’m sure everything will sort itself out.

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