The Most Dangerous Person on Earth

Proving once again that a self-righteous crank with too much time on one’s hands is indeed a dangerous cocktail, concerned parent Laura Mallory's personal crusade to ban Harry Potter texts from the Gwinnett County, GA, school district was rebuffed this week after a judge deemed them acceptable for young readers.

Thank Christ we have people like Ms. Mallory fighting to protect our children from the Satanic evils of literacy.

Now only if we can get rid of those godless beatniks and Atari 2600s.

"Won't someone please think of the children?"