Baby Blues

Does it occur to anyone else as odd that thus far the only public photo released of Dick Cheney’s newest grandchild (a boy named Sam) includes only himself, wife Lynne, and the baby?

Where the hell are the kid’s folks? Oh, yeah. I forgot. They’re gay.

So...I guess that means they’re not real parents, and must be hidden from the media, right? I mean, Karl Rove and James Dobson would agree. Don’t want to offend that “traditional values” conservative base by a little tyke with gay caregivers, especially not on the cusp of an election year.

Smooth. Definitely smooth.