On the drive into work this morning,
Stephanie Miller played a clip of “The Monkey Song” sung by The Bernard Sisters (including
Crystal of “
Wings” TV fame).
The track, with intro by Jerry Falwell, is an anti-Darwin tune which includes the immortal line: "I'm no kin to the monkey / the monkey's no kin to me / I don't know much about his ancestors, but mine didn't swing from a tree"
I beg to differ, girls.
Inside, we’re all just a bunch of damned, dirty apes…didn’t you ever see that Chuck Heston movie that said so?
Evolution is so hot
Anyhow, click here for a listen. It’s a scorcher.
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