Monday, January 5, 2009

Ted Baxter Is Weeping

Somewhere today, Bill O’Reilly is curled up in a dark broom closet at Fox News crying softly on his cell to a sympathetic (or as much sympathy as $4.99 a minute will buy) phone sex operator named “Sin O'Bon” (but whom Bill-O insists on calling “mommy”) upon hearing the following news.

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