Exit Interview

On the event of his final 48 hours in the vice presidency, Dick Cheney has the following to share (or so I’m told):

You fuckin’ people. You have no idea what it takes to defend a nation. So you can take your 11% public approval rating, and jam it up your simpering asses because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall! I regret nothing! Peace out, pinkos!