Here’s some free advice, Senator: sack whoever came up with this strategic abortion, and then flog yourself for five minutes in a dark room for agreeing to put your name on it.
PS: I wonder if Britney or Paris gave McCain permission to use their likeness in this ad? If so, they are truly dumber than I ever thought.
Elle Woods - Official Campaign Mastermind, McCain 2008
(also pictured: Bruiser Woods, co-chair and Obama spy)