Marketing Genius

Will someone please explain to me why Sonic has been buying TV advertising in a major market like Chicago for years, and the nearest outlet is in East Peoria?

I mean, the ads are clever—especially ones sporting the lovely SC alum Molly Erdman—but why can’t we Chicagoans share the Banana Split Blast love? Do we suck?

Don’t answer that.

I was being rhetorical, dumbass...