Friday, July 25, 2008

Dick Morris Is An Asshole

On this evening’s “Hannity & Colmes” on Fox, during the lead story on Senator Obama’s trip to Europe and the Middle East this week, former Clinton staffer, born-again right-wing flack, and prostitute toe sucker Dick Morris stated that he wouldn't mind seeing Israel attack Iran this fall for two reasons: a) eliminating its WMD program (where the fuck have we heard that before?), and; b) to influence the presidential campaign in a way that favors John McCain’s military-based background.

Part A of Morris’ suggestion is baffling in so much as how he thinks the US (which, considering it an ally of Israel, could be drawn into) could wage a third Mideast war without, say, enacting a draft – but his clear enthusiasm in Part B via putting American armed service personnel at risk as a ploy to sway a presidential election is so evil and underhanded I’m not even sure Karl Rove would try it.

Oh wait, he did.

Either way, to paraphrase that sweet old lady in “Blazing Saddles,” IMHO, Dick Morris is now officially the leading asshole in the nation.

Congratulations, sir.

The orifice in question

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dickmorris@dickmorris.com

email the racist Natzi pig!