Surfing The Crust

Although a co-worker of mine said today’s surprise 5.2 earthquake based in southern Illinois woke her up this morning, and felt like “lying on a waterbed” (impressive as the epicenter was 275 miles away), I slept through the incident without a peep.

If the electric fan I keep in my bedroom would have switched off during the night, however, I would have woken up like a gunshot.

I needs me my white noise.

J'accuse!