Mama! Mama! Look At The White Trash!

In theory, everyone in the U.S. justice system is presumed innocent before being proven guilty. But these fine folks (charged this week with the sadistic, week-long torture of a 20 year-old black woman in West Virginia) must be the exception.

I don’t envy the public defender assigned to stick up for these off-shoots of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family in court.

But on the DA’s side, aiming for life in prison sounds like a good start. Either that, or everyone’s local Department of Conservation should start issuing hunting licenses to bag racist hillbillies (with no limit) alongside quail and deer.

No wait, strike that.

Leave the quail and deer out of it. They’re really innocent.