Thursday, June 25, 2009

Long Dong Silver Rides Again

If the following doesn’t prove that Clarence Thomas is easily the most arch-conservative judge on the Supreme Court’s current lineup, I don’t know what does vis-à-vis his lone dissent in an 8-1 court decision rejecting an Arizona public school’s legal right (under the Fourth Amendment) to strip search a 13 year-old girl for an ibuprofen under it's zero tolerance policy on drugs.

I'm surprised that Thomas didn't also suggest the constitution gives schools the right to secretly videotape girls showering after gym class to make sure none are hiding a wicked Flintstones vitamin between their sweet, nubile breasts.

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