Monday, October 22, 2007

True Confessions

An excerpt of an undated conversation between my ex-girlfriend and I on the subject of pastries…

CHV: “I mean it – buttercream frosting is the nectar of the gods. I could jack it to my veins.”
Her: “If semen tasted like buttercream frosting would you turn gay?”
CHV (without the slightest hesitation): “Hell, yes!”

Mind you, I’m not gay in any way, shape, or form.

Even so, under the right circumstances (no pun intended) I believe that any position can be reconsidered.

"Oh, Logan...you can glaze my bear claw any day..."
(I swear I'm not gay)

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