Gee, That Didn't Take Long...

Read today—amidst an extremely busy first week at my new gig—that Cap is returning next January following his brief respite at Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Rehab Center in Aruba where he hid out this year after faking his own death.

And look, now Cap’s packing heat! I’ll bet Michael Medved is pissing himself with glee! Go get those liberals, winghead!