Saturday, July 14, 2007

That Was an 8.2 You Felt Last Week

I hesitate to comment on this at all because the original source is so asinine, but although I’m not Catholic I suspect that seismic meters spiked at the Vatican this past week when Pope Benedict (who bears a striking resemblance to Darth Sidious) issued an official decree stating that Catholicism is the only true religion in the Christian world (and probably the rest of it too) with all others serving as shadows to its sun.

That seismic activity, I spoke of?

The former pope, John Paul II—who, while hardly perfect, based much of his papacy on reaching out to others of all faiths—spinning wildly in his grave. Well, either that or God smacking His forehead in disbelief.

I find your lack of faith disturbing...

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